Financial Friday 2/28/20

Several years ago I swore to myself and God above that we would never again purchase a big ticket item on a credit card with “deferred interest.” Maybe you know the concept. It sounds good and I guess it can possibly be not too disastrous. In fact, we had made a few purchases over the years with deferred interest sometimes lasting up to 3 years. The plan is that you won’t get charged interest as long as you have the item paid off in the timeframe you agree to. And as long as you pay it by that date, you will have paid for…let’s say some furniture…over time with no interest. Never mind that the furniture is now broken down and looks like it’s twenty years old! Congrats–you did it! But ,as you might know, the catch is that during those three years the interest on that ratty furniture has been “accruing” at about 26% annual percentage rate. And if you do not pay the card off in its entirety in those three years the accrued interest will be adding right onto your credit card. And it’s usually a lot of money.
And we did that successfully a few times as I was obsessively focused on paying it off on time to avoid the interest. Of course, we were the exception. This is a highly lucrative way for stores and credit card companies to bilk us out of millions of dollars. They know that chances are if a person can’t afford a $1,500 sofa now they won’t be able to in three years. And during those three years, the minimum payments don’t even come close to paying off whatever it is. But we did it, as I said. Boy were we smart. Until we almost got slimed.
Take a look at the picture above. I love this picture. In case you can’t recognize it, the car is a Toyota Prius I believe. Evidently, on a nice July day in 2017 this car was tooling along highway 101 near Depot Bay, Oregon. I don’t know the exact sequence of events, but at some point this Toyota got too close to a flat bed truck that was carrying many tanks of Slime Eels, or Pacific Hagfish. At some point the truck overturned and dumped hundreds of these creatures on the road near this poor Prius and its occupant. Not only are these things a delicacy to eat, but they are also one of the most fascinating creatures in God’s world. These little eels, when they are threatened or whatever, produce this slimy substance at an enormous rate in enormous quantities to immobilize predators–like sharks or Toyota Priuses. This slime actually just keeps multiplying. Isn’t that awesome?!
That’s the picture I get when I think of the interest that accrues on purchases with which we’ll get slimed if we don’t pay the balance off. It just grows and grows and multiplies and multiplies exponentially.
And so after successfully doing this for a few purchases I almost got slimed several years ago.
We had bought some furniture with 2 years no interest. We successfully made the monthly payments and even more than the minimum most months. And I had my eye like a hawk on that date that we needed to have it paid off or else we would get slimed with an accrued interest totaling …are you ready for this…$1,700! That’s just accrued interest! This would be added to the balance still owed of like $1,100. It was no problem to pay that balance we still owed of $1,100. I even had it scheduled to pay 3 days before it was due on June 24. I checked it and rechecked it to make sure that all was well. And yet, somehow, I almost blew it. I checked it one day and somehow I had scheduled the payment 2 days after June 24th. As I said was obsessive about avoiding the accrued interest. And, yet, somehow, I nearly got slimed with interest and would have ended up paying interest on interest probably. And it would have grown and grown and multiplied and multiplied.
That’s the day I decided never again to buy anything with deferred interest. Don’t do this. No matter how tempting or how good of a deal it may seem. It’s a bad deal. Just ask that Prius.




